It was a wonderful day at the Lotus Island. I was frolicking in the Lotus meadow just havin’ myself a good ole time. I was surrounded by friends who were all eating and just enjoying themselves. Then all of a sudden a big wooden ship came crashing onto my island. At the drop of a hat about fifty Greek men came rushing off the ship, and they started snooping around like they owned the place.
We all found this extremely disrespectful, so we fed them our fruit to get them high, so we could take advantage of them. However, we never expected the men to be such lightweights, and they were completely trashed after a grape. Now that the Greeks were “disoriented” we could do our work.
We started to try and convince them to stay with us, and they could have all the fruit they wanted. Well, it was almost a done deal when their leader (whose name Odysseus or something) had to step in and correct his little friends before they made any rash decisions. At this he dragged them back to the ship and took them away before we could feed him some of the fruit.
So now that the Greeks were all gone, we just figured we would go back to worrying about ourselves. My friends and I went back to the meadow and partied it up for the rest of the day.
Author: Logan
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